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Reading Between the Pages: UR by Stephen King

March 9, 2010 Horror No Comments

by: RFR Casket Crew Denise

Greeting all you Deadites, it’s time for the next installment of what I like to call Reading Between the Pages.

Reeling from a painful break-up, English instructor and avid book reader Wesley Smith is haunted by his ex-girlfriend’s harsh and hurtful parting words. He buys an e-book reader and soon finds he can use the device to glimpse realities he never imagined and discovers literary riches beyond his wildest dreams…and all-too-human tragedies that surpass his worst nightmare. This is the plot summary for Stephen King’s latest work UR.

I love Stephen King’s work. He has a way of taking an object we take for granted, gives it life and then twist the realities in which it lives. The latest device is an Amazon Kindle. He has also done this with cell phones in Cell and stationary bikes in Stationary Bike. The last two I will reserve talking about later.

So for now let’s focus on the Kindle. But before I get back to the book, let me give you a brief history on my relationship with the writer.

I think it started when I read Misery. I was in college and had just finished mid-term exams. I went to the bookstore looking for something to occupy my time until classes resumed. I picked up the paperback not realizing it would lead to a 2 day marathon session. From the time I cracked the spine, I was riveted and barely took time to eat, drink or use the restroom. And in the two days it took to finish the book, I think I got about three hours of sleep.

Prior to reading Misery, I had read a couple of other books by Mr. King but for whatever reason, I wasn’t impressed. After I finished Misery and my breathing returned to a normal gate, I went back to the store and picked up a couple more books written before Misery. As before, I found myself in another marathon session as I consumed the words within the books as if they were food satisfying a wolfish appetite. Since that fateful day when I innocently walked into the bookstore looking for something to kill time, I have been a huge fan of Stephen King…maybe his number one fan.

UR is no different than Misery. As before, I was hooked before I could put a really good crack in the spine. I immediately liked Wesley Smith, the English instructor, and thought of some of the professors I had when in college. He is a likable nerdy guy who has enough social skills to relate to his students but seems a little retarded in other social scenes. Hell, I could have dated this guy….and have.

When Wesley receives his Kindle, I found myself smiling and grimacing as he fumbles with unfamiliar technology. I have found myself in numerous situations trying to help friends and family set up devices that are foreign to them. My parents spent six months doing nothing but playing solitaire before they learned how to use Windows XP. But when Wesley discovers the urs, my breathing sped up as if I were in a foot race, my mind flashed back to my college days and I read faster and faster before I finally reached the end, slammed the book shut and thought about calling the paramedics because heart was hammering so hard I thought it might burst through my shirt.
*Pause*breathe*relax*

UR is a suspenseful and horrific story about possibilities, alternate realities and trendy technology. It awakens the imagination to wonder what you would do if you had the knowledge and power to stop a catastrophic event. And if the catastrophe was thwarted, would you suffer the ramifications of stopping it?

I definitely recommend UR. While it’s not the same type of horror/suspense as Misery, Pet Cemetery or The Shinning, it will leave you breathless and make the hair on the back of your neck stand at attention.

Next time, I will be switching gears and looking at Jim Butcher’s Proven Guilty. However if there’s something you are interested in and want to know if it’s good before investing the money, please drop me a line and I give you an honest review of it.

Oscar’s Other Award Nominations

by: RFR Casket Crew Storm

Greetings Deadites,

The Oscars may be over but we have some Oscar ideas and picks that should have happened last night.

You have heard that Rotting Flesh Radio has been nominated for a Rondo Award? Take a few minutes and go to www.rondoaward.com and e-mail a ballot in. RFR is at number 20 for Best Horror Audio or Video Podcast, and follow the directions to e-mail your vote. You can also find a lot of useful information on all the horror resources that are out there. While filling out my ballot I was wondering what other awards Rotting Flesh Radio could be nominated for…

The Avatar Award: Best 3D listening experience, Podcast – Rotting Flesh Radio

National Weather Service Correspondent Award: Best Weather Related Correspondent Name – RFR’s Storm

The Chocolate Bunny Award: Best Use of Easter Bunny in a Holiday Show – RFR’s Peter Rottentail

The Arterial Spray Award: Best Use of Bloodsplatter graphics – rfrpodcast.com

The University of Wisconsin Taxidea Taxus Award: Best Overall Performance – RFR’s Badger

The Weird Al Yankovic Award: Most Relevant Use of a Weird Al Song – Rotting Flesh Radio, Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters From a Planet Near Mars

Monty Hall Award: Let’s Make A Deal, non-door related, Rotting Flesh Radio Advertisement Promotions

The Tornado Award: Best Use of a Doublewide – RFR’s Chuck’s Extra Dead Horror Game Review

The Midnight Show College Radio Award: Most Frequent Change in Song Genres While Keeping to an Overall Theme – Rotting Flesh Radio

So until next time Deadites, Sit Back, Relax, and Rot Away…

The Dunwich Horror Plus a Little About Me

The Dunwich Horror

The Dunwich Horror by HP Lovecraft

Hello all you Deadites,


Being new to the RFR Casket Crew, I thought I would introduce myself before telling you what I’ll be bringing to RFR and to all of you.

First I must confess that I’m a native Texan who loves the horror genre. From print to film, I love all things scary and spooky. I found RFR about a year and a half ago and kept up with everything as much as possible. When the opportunity popped out of the graveyard to work with Jonathan and the other casket crew members, I jumped out of my skin because I love to write. And I get excited about writing about a subject I’m passionate about.

The horror genre covers a wide range of things. From vampires to werewolves, witches to wizards. It covers everything dead and ummm…undead too. One of my fondest memories is listening to ghost stories at an early age. The stories terrified me but I couldn’t get enough. I would listen to these stories and go to sleep with the covers over my head. As I got older, I would read these stories and then tuck the book under the mattress before drifting off to my nightmares.

I still enjoy a good story whether I’m listening to an audio book or orator or reading the printed word. I like Stephen King, Dean Knootz, Ann Rice, Laurell K. Hamilton or Kelley Armstrong. However, I don’t think I would be able to read any of these authors’ works if it weren’t for those who paved, or helped pave, the road. One such man like H.P. Lovecraft.

Howard Phillip Lovecraft was an American author of horror fantasy and science fiction. During his career, it was classified simply as weird fiction.

The Dunwich Horror is part of Lovecraft’s weird fiction. It was first published in 1929. I actually listened to a dramatized version of this story that I purchased from Audible. And even though it’s been more than seventy years since its first publication, it’s still an eerie tale.

The plot revolves around the desire of Wilbur Whately, the son of a deformed albino mother and an unknown father, to acquire an unabridged Latin version of the Necronomicon – his imperfect English copy ill-suited for his dark purpose – so that he may open the way for the mysterious “Old Ones.”

Next time I’ll be catching a ride with Marty McFly as he goes back to the future. I’ll be reviewing Stephen King’s latest work UR.

The Evolution of Ghosts in Haunted Attractions


by: RFR Casket Crew Storm

Greetings Deadites,

Over the past few years, the popular opinion of what a ghost looks like has had some major changes. The days of Casper the Friendly ghost are gone, and no more cutting holes in the bedroom linens or spray painting a zombie costume white to have a ghost terrorize visitors to you haunt. Here are some of the challenging new forms ghosts have taken and how to incorporate them into haunt designs.

Orbs: Maybe it’s Uncle Marty, maybe its dust and a camera flash, regardless there are enough believers out there that haunt owners can put away the lemon Pledge and add more strobe lights anyplace for an instant Orb Ghost room when patrons are present

Voices: Disembodied voices and EVP type effects have always been a staple of haunts, but with this growing ghost phenomenon haunters have to be more creative with the content. Gone are the tried but true deep growling “Get Out” , and more common are the soft garbled sounds that resemble a bad drive through speaker. That might be good for concessions when patrons go through asking “Did you just say you died here or asked me if I want fries?”

Shadow People: These creepy ghostly shadows like to dart behind things in abandoned buildings and lighthouses, but they make the haunt budget happy when you can have a dot room without dealing with painting any dots.

Heat Signatures: Apparently the Predator could have also scored a role in the sixth sense with this new technology for Ghosts to reveal themselves. While the FLIR goggles for patrons might be expensive, the actors will appreciate the new sauna you install for them to relax in before running through the haunt ahead of the patrons touching and sitting in props.

EM Fields: Is there an evil presence in the basement or should you fire your electrician. While both scenarios are scary just hope your patrons know to look for Electromagnetic spikes when you send them into your new Basement of Spirits attraction with the prop EMF detectors.

Blurry Glowing Things: Was that a moth on the camera of the gas station or a restless Pony Express rider? The real fear will take place as you paint a thousand June bugs with phosphorescent paint and let them loose in your haunt.

Moving Stuff: What goes bump in the night? Well in your haunted house it can be everything if you loosen some floor boards and cut 1 leg on each table and chair a little short. The pain will be hiring actors to play the role of haunt pin monkeys for the reset.

Mist: Anyone gets creeped out by the low crawling fog that begins to take unearthly shapes. Only one good way to accomplish this on demand… Remote Control Fog, I’m sure there is some military research already on that one.

So until next time Deadites, Sit Back, Relax, and Rot Away…

Haunted Attraction Gym Slogans by RFR’s Storm

January 22, 2010 Rotting Flesh Radio No Comments

by RFR Casket Crew Storm

Greetings Deadites,

I was at the gym the other day fighting through the mass of humanity that have suddenly shown up because there was a New Year’s Resolution membership sale, and I realized nobody was wearing any haunt shirts. I figure there are just not enough good haunt related gym slogan T-shirts. Here are some of my ideas for T-shirts to start showing up at the gym.

“My Other Workout is Scarring the Piss Out of Someone”

“I Can Bench Press My Weight In Evil Clowns”

“Each Mile on the Treadmill Lets Me Run Faster With a Chainsaw”

“Feel the Burn Now, Play in the Blood Later”

“Sweating to Rotting Flesh Radio”

“Fast Zombie in Training”

“It Was Either Go to the Gym or Buy a Bigger Straightjacket”

“Pain is Just Inspiration for Better Haunt Scenes”

So until next time Deadites, Sit Back, Relax, and Rot Away…

All-New “GHOULISH” Font from Gary Pullin of Rue Morgue Magazine

January 18, 2010 Halloween, Horror, News No Comments


Listen up all you Rotting Flesh Radio Deadites, as heard from RFR Resident Haunt Hottie Jackie Friday’s Show Announcement (CLICK HERE TO HEAR THE SHOW)…

Get ready all you Dark Artists, Designers and Font Lovers because the All-New FREE font “Ghoulish” has been released at SinisterFonts.com.

Nothing is more sexy than having a font that marks the first collaboration between Sinister Visions’ Chad Savage and Rue Morgue Magazine Art Director “Ghoulish” Gary Pullin. This is also Gary’s first time! Well first font, and the first of several planned releases from Pullin and Mr. Savage.

Gary designed the letterforms for the typeface, in which Savage then turned it into a usable computer font for all your graphical needs, wants or “GHOULISH” desire.

“Ghoulish” will be available as a free download, along with Savage’s other free horror fonts, at SinisterFonts.com. Chad has recently released his own new fonts “Swamp Witch” and “Lycanthrope”, and has more releases planned in the weeks to come.

Get the Ghoulishly Creepy Font at Sinisterfonts.com

2010 Haunters Resolutions

January 11, 2010 Halloween, Haunt Industry 1 Comment

by: RFR Casket Crew Storm

Greetings Deadites,
Well you survived the shopping riots at the malls, holiday dinners with the family, and you resisted eating a robot hamster to make it to the New Year. With a fresh calendar on the wall comes a new chance to live up to those New Year’s Resolutions you make each year. Here are some of the top Haunter’s Resolutions for 2010.

More Blood

Start a Zombie kick ball league

Gross Out another haunter

Give customers nightmares of your character

Capture something other than dust while taking pictures on a ghost hunt

Star in a haunt related reality show

Have everyone else buy you drinks at a haunt convention party

Be the one to buy everyone else drinks at a haunt convention party

See weather reports that do not involve rain in September and October.

Get a raise at the day job to afford some kick ass fangs

Not to “sparkle” in the sunlight

Win the Nobel Prize for Haunt Related Activities

So until next time Deadites, Sit Back, Relax, and Rot Away…

Tiger Woods the Haunter

by RFR Casket Crew Storm

Greetings Deadites,
So unless you have been under a rock this week you already know that Tiger Woods went dirt bag rock star and has mistresses coming out of the woodwork after his little bumper car episode down his driveway. The incident is amusing with him being a golfer, but I wonder what some of the headlines would have looked like if Tiger was a haunter.

Tiger crashes SUV in driveway taking out foam gravestones and Impaler Animatronic

Woods’ wife breaks windows with buckey skeleton leg to save husband.

Tiger crashes custom hearse in early morning car accident.

Woods skips charity haunt appearance to recover from car accident injuries.

Tiger’s transgressions could harm haunt sponsorships.

Wood’s has more skeletons in closet then displayed on lawn

911 Call “I can’t tell what’s real blood and what is fake!”

Woods has history of partying with Scream Queens

Tiger denies spending hour in vortex before driving

Cell phone message reveals Tiger silicone collection not limited to masks

Woods announces new latex foot in mouth prop for 2010

So until next time Deadites, Sit Back, Relax, and Rot Away…

Rotting Flesh Radio’s Morbidly Merry Christmas Winter Watchings

by: RFR Casket Crew Jigsaw Jim

Greetings Film Fiends,
In honor of Rotting Flesh Radio’s 5th Annual Morbidly Merry Christmas, I will review some Christmas/Winter themed horror movies and shows just for you to bring some Holiday Jeer to your Movie Viewing.

First up is a little known story called Seasons of Belief from the 1980’s series Tales from the Darkside. This 3rd season episode from the Horror Master George A. Romero series, stared EG Marshall and tells the tale of 2 misbehaving kids who demand a different kind of cool yule tale (not involving Santa) on Christmas eve. The parents sadistically oblige by telling them the story of the Grither, a monster who inhabits the wastes of the far north and punishes those who say his name. This is a fun little short with a surprise ending.

Next up is the 1977 made for TV movie Snowbeast starring Bo Svenson, Yvette Mimieux and Clint Walker. This movie tells the story of skiers being terrorized by a man eating bigfoot at a ski resort in the Rockies. Besides the obviously dated ski equipment, 70s style romance between Svenson and Mimieux and its relatively formulaic plot, it is a must see before heading out this season to go skiing and/or snowboarding. The film was directed by Herb Wallerstein, who many from television past will know, was part of such legacies as I Dream of Jeannie, Star Trek, The Brady Bunch, and The Six Million Dollar Man. The film currently is in the Public Domain.

Finally, to stay with this weeks TV theme, I give you How the Grinch Stole Christmas! This Dr. Seuss classic from 1966 stars non other then Boris Karloff as the narrator and the Grinch. If anyone out there hasn’t seen this you’ve either been living in a cave (like the Grinch) or been in front of the computer for far too long! This doesn’t qualify as true horror although the psychedelic and alien nature of the Who’s and the voice over by Karloff requires that this be included in my morbid list.

Next week I’ll shift to movies and I’ll do these reviews until Saturnalia….ah….the Winter Solstice..ah Mithras…I mean Christmas.

Until then, Sit Back, Relax and Rot Away to Rotting Flesh Radio and this is Jim signing off and I am outta here…

Ready for some Roasted Flesh and Thanksgiving?

November 23, 2009 Rotting Flesh Radio No Comments

by: RFR Casket Crew Storm

Greetings Deadites,

Thanksgiving is right around the corner, so what’s on your dinner table? Time to roll out the black tablecloths and bloody candles for the following menu.

Appetizers:
Devils Ham Finger Sandwiches: The most evil of meats normally saved for school cafeteria meatloaf served between a pair of severed human fingers and an olive on top.

Black Lagoon Shrimp Cocktail: If you thought the creature was the only mean critter in the lagoon, wait until your try these tasty crustaceans. Make sure they are chilled, and can be served with or without the teeth still on them. Goes best with a cocktail sauce heavy on onions and human blood.

Children of the Corn Chowder: Malachi got this old family harvest recipe before killing his mother, enjoyed best with a sickle rather than a spoon.

Main Course:
Freddy’s Turkey: Overcooked, disfigured, and burnt to a crisp, this turkey will even carve it’s self. Has 100% more tryptophan than any other turkey.

Leather face Stuffing: Fine Artisan breads, fall spices, and the annoying dinner guest ground up into crumbs with a chainsaw.

Mother Fightorfly’s Mashed Potatoes: Wild potatoes harvested by Tiny, cooked with care and psychotic love, then brutally mashed into a pulp the Fightorfly way. Best severed with gravy made from Captain Spalding’s Fried Chicken leftovers roasted in a rabbit costume.

Jigsaw’s Green Bean Casserole: Quick, the dish is getting cold you have 2 minutes to find out which guest has the can of crispy fried onions hidden in their leg.

Cranberry Critter Sauce: Take a bite of this can shaped toothy treat before it takes a bit out of you.

Elvira’s Sweet potatoes: A heaving dish with some big yams.

Dessert:
Pumpkin Head Pie: Revenge is a dish best served with Cool Whip.

So until next time Deadites enjoy the Thanksgiving Dinner and, Sit Back, Relax, and Rot Away…

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