Haunter Tax Day Extension Excuses

by: RFR Casket Crew Storm
Greetings Deadites,

Tax time has come and gone, and at this point you either are searching the couch for spare change to buy groceries after writing uncle Sam a check, or you are scrambling for some excuses to file an extension. Here a few ill-advised haunt reasons to include with the extension request.

“Left my expense receipts in the zombie costume pants I buried in the back yard to distress.”

“Burned out tax software on computer while programming an animated skull.”

“Tax forms were in the suitcase that got lost on the flight coming back from Transworld.”

“Ran out of blood to sign signature with.”

“Was completing forms while working on a Necronomicon prop and accidently filled out entire form in Latin”

“Mistakenly latexed checkbook to a skeleton, still looking for which one it’s on.”

“Tax preparer stopped returning calls when I asked if severed limb storage was deductable.”

“Left the envelope in my other hearse”

So until next time Deadites, Sit Back, Relax, and Rot Away…