NBC’s New 5 Hour Horror Lineup Since Leno Fiasco…

by RFR Casket Crew Storm

Greetings Deadites,
Not since Doctor Frankenstein started grave robbing has there been a more ill conceived mad scientist experiment then the Jay Leno Show at 10pm. Well the angry mob of local affiliates grabbed their pitchforks and torches and chased the big chinned monster back to late night. Now NBC is faced with a big problem, what the hell can they get together to fill 5 hours of programming each week? Here are some of my Suggestions.

Cooking with Krueger:
Not only does Freddy bring his own cutlery, he is ready to deliver killer comments while hosting the entire show from inside an industrial oven.

So You Think You Can Haunt?:
Aspiring Halloween enthusiasts try to impress the judges by trying to scare the audience using costumes, FX, props, and pneumatics.

Dracula’s Creeptacular Variety Show:
The kids like the vampires that sparkle? Well wait until they get a load of the king of the vampires opening each show with a musical number while wearing a sequined jumpsuit.

The Creepy Evil Klown Show:
Sorta like the Jay Leno show, but with better jokes and hosted by a creepy clown. Who would not tune in to see Lady Gaga try to sit through an interview by Pennywise?

Whose Nightmare is it Anyway?:
Drew Carey and friends match up with Steven King and Clive Barker to act out improvised horror.

ZSI : Zombie Scene Investigation:
Each week the team uses forensic science to discover which celebrity zombie ate the victim’s brains.

Sweet Talking with Bruce Campbell:
A hidden camera show where Bruce Campbell uses one liners to talk himself out of madcap real life situations.

Leatherface: The Musical:
They let CopRock air for a few weeks, why not choreographed chainsaw dance numbers?

So until next time Deadites, Sit Back, Relax, and Rot Away…