Haunted Attraction Gym Slogans by RFR’s Storm

by RFR Casket Crew Storm

Greetings Deadites,

I was at the gym the other day fighting through the mass of humanity that have suddenly shown up because there was a New Year’s Resolution membership sale, and I realized nobody was wearing any haunt shirts. I figure there are just not enough good haunt related gym slogan T-shirts. Here are some of my ideas for T-shirts to start showing up at the gym.

“My Other Workout is Scarring the Piss Out of Someone”

“I Can Bench Press My Weight In Evil Clowns”

“Each Mile on the Treadmill Lets Me Run Faster With a Chainsaw”

“Feel the Burn Now, Play in the Blood Later”

“Sweating to Rotting Flesh Radio”

“Fast Zombie in Training”

“It Was Either Go to the Gym or Buy a Bigger Straightjacket”

“Pain is Just Inspiration for Better Haunt Scenes”

So until next time Deadites, Sit Back, Relax, and Rot Away…