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2010 Haunters Resolutions

January 11, 2010 Halloween, Haunt Industry 1 Comment

by: RFR Casket Crew Storm

Greetings Deadites,
Well you survived the shopping riots at the malls, holiday dinners with the family, and you resisted eating a robot hamster to make it to the New Year. With a fresh calendar on the wall comes a new chance to live up to those New Year’s Resolutions you make each year. Here are some of the top Haunter’s Resolutions for 2010.

More Blood

Start a Zombie kick ball league

Gross Out another haunter

Give customers nightmares of your character

Capture something other than dust while taking pictures on a ghost hunt

Star in a haunt related reality show

Have everyone else buy you drinks at a haunt convention party

Be the one to buy everyone else drinks at a haunt convention party

See weather reports that do not involve rain in September and October.

Get a raise at the day job to afford some kick ass fangs

Not to “sparkle” in the sunlight

Win the Nobel Prize for Haunt Related Activities

So until next time Deadites, Sit Back, Relax, and Rot Away…

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Zombina Virus says:

January 12, 2010 at 2:45 am

Don’t forget seeing weather reports that don’t include rain on build out days during the summer.

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