Tiger Woods the Haunter

by RFR Casket Crew Storm

Greetings Deadites,
So unless you have been under a rock this week you already know that Tiger Woods went dirt bag rock star and has mistresses coming out of the woodwork after his little bumper car episode down his driveway. The incident is amusing with him being a golfer, but I wonder what some of the headlines would have looked like if Tiger was a haunter.

Tiger crashes SUV in driveway taking out foam gravestones and Impaler Animatronic

Woods’ wife breaks windows with buckey skeleton leg to save husband.

Tiger crashes custom hearse in early morning car accident.

Woods skips charity haunt appearance to recover from car accident injuries.

Tiger’s transgressions could harm haunt sponsorships.

Wood’s has more skeletons in closet then displayed on lawn

911 Call “I can’t tell what’s real blood and what is fake!”

Woods has history of partying with Scream Queens

Tiger denies spending hour in vortex before driving

Cell phone message reveals Tiger silicone collection not limited to masks

Woods announces new latex foot in mouth prop for 2010

So until next time Deadites, Sit Back, Relax, and Rot Away…