Ready for some Roasted Flesh and Thanksgiving?
Greetings Deadites,
Thanksgiving is right around the corner, so what’s on your dinner table? Time to roll out the black tablecloths and bloody candles for the following menu.
Appetizers:
Devils Ham Finger Sandwiches: The most evil of meats normally saved for school cafeteria meatloaf served between a pair of severed human fingers and an olive on top.
Black Lagoon Shrimp Cocktail: If you thought the creature was the only mean critter in the lagoon, wait until your try these tasty crustaceans. Make sure they are chilled, and can be served with or without the teeth still on them. Goes best with a cocktail sauce heavy on onions and human blood.
Children of the Corn Chowder: Malachi got this old family harvest recipe before killing his mother, enjoyed best with a sickle rather than a spoon.
Main Course:
Freddy’s Turkey: Overcooked, disfigured, and burnt to a crisp, this turkey will even carve it’s self. Has 100% more tryptophan than any other turkey.
Leather face Stuffing: Fine Artisan breads, fall spices, and the annoying dinner guest ground up into crumbs with a chainsaw.
Mother Fightorfly’s Mashed Potatoes: Wild potatoes harvested by Tiny, cooked with care and psychotic love, then brutally mashed into a pulp the Fightorfly way. Best severed with gravy made from Captain Spalding’s Fried Chicken leftovers roasted in a rabbit costume.
Jigsaw’s Green Bean Casserole: Quick, the dish is getting cold you have 2 minutes to find out which guest has the can of crispy fried onions hidden in their leg.
Cranberry Critter Sauce: Take a bite of this can shaped toothy treat before it takes a bit out of you.
Elvira’s Sweet potatoes: A heaving dish with some big yams.
Dessert:
Pumpkin Head Pie: Revenge is a dish best served with Cool Whip.
So until next time Deadites enjoy the Thanksgiving Dinner and, Sit Back, Relax, and Rot Away…
