Storm’s Haunt Illnesses

The Rotted Ramblings of RFR Casket Crew Storm

Greetings Deadites,

It’s that time of year again, you know when someone at your haunt comes down with some foreign illness that spreads through the actors and makes having fun in October that much more difficult. Well with the onset of swine flu, here are some more illnesses and their symptoms to watch out for this October.

V1B1 (Vampire Bat Flu) – Aches, fevers, and a thirst for blood.

Horror Stroke – Unconsciousness resulting from the immediate attach by an
unmentionable horror.

Severed Head Gout – Swelling and burning sensation taking place after a decapitation.

Banshee Cough – Painful explosive cough that shatters the ribcage.

Zombie Pox – Pustules that are often seen on reanimated corpses.

Werewolf Fever – Sweating, elevated body temperature, increased body hair, and a hunger for dog biscuits at the onset of a full moon.

Cthulhu Plague – Outbreak of tentacles that cover the entire body.

Haunt Madness – Sudden unpredictable behavior and a desire to scare as many people as possible.

So until next time Deadites take your vitamin C and, Sit Back, Relax, and Rot Away…